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“Can I yell ‘action?’”
“You can do whatever you want. You won the contest.”
No one had explained to Carl Ingersdotter exactly what the competition had been, but the powers that be had impressed upon him that an outsider on set would be great publicity. The man had probably opened the right bag of Cheetos, the right Dr. Pepper.
“This is a pretty good scene, but I feel like Georgio — big fan, by the way — needs to act a little bit more, you know what I mean?”
“A bit more what?”
In the final cut, Georgio slaps his costar across her face, sending her flying. She looks to him with equal parts fear and contempt, and Georgio turns away, smoldering. He stares upward to the heavens, mournfully, and extends his palm upright, as though holding a skull.
“I did that,” A man tells his date over the frantic shushing behind them. “I made that happen.”
By the way she replies, “Mm-hmm,” he can tell she doesn’t believe him. As the credits roll and she stands up, he remains in place. “I’m going to show you my name.”
Carl Ingersdotter has his name all over everything: story, writing, design, directing, consulting. Surely someone else could get a measly Special Thanks.
“I must have missed it,” he says, as the woman, whoever she is, pulls him to his feet. He slaps her.
“Blame Ingersdotter,” he says. “It’s all his.”