when he fell out of my car I didn't have the heart to tell him that I had thought he was the killer hold me don't walk out that door if you leave me now then she turned him into Rice-a-Roni stuffed him into Mardi Gras festivities two dozen there's no why I'm paying for two dozen when I didn't order one The Chinatown busline doesn't stop in Little Italy not at this time of night not for you sit down you cow I will have my way whether you now then when you got on that train ten cats were born to a single mother and each one of them will be killed and buried alive and where will you be
she sipped him through a distant straw and puffed him through her bubble pipe extremities if you've made it this far the inside reverse fold will be no problem for you when the time comes since she never got her nose back she assumed you her uncle still had it and she wanted it back and she'd do anything she could to get her way she would walk to the ends of Mars through all the various canyons and craters and Arizonan landscapes to the place where she thought you made your home and there in the kitchen she would find you her uncle tucked underneath pastrami on rye waiting for her like milk in the 1920s a doorstep's abandoned child whose mother's knew she wouldn't be enough for even though she made the difficult choice to bring her into this world despite the boyfriends and parents who urged her and read her Ernest Hemingway in order to convince her of the folly of mankind and the reciprocation of mankind and how the growing of new generations results in pure destruction through the rule of balance which before they had only used to choose movies from the library to watch with friends on a vacant night
she drained him like an open sore a tuft of sea to filter through anemones
one man
it's difficult for me to say exactly what gathers us here today the bond of marriage is so mysterious
their families sometimes
I suppose that's who you are how are you doing today I'm no good at speeches that are not about the resurrection of Christ Jesus Our Redeemer in Grace God rest His soul
one woman
in the beginning of each episode of Quantum Leap the main character (Sam Beckett, no relation) would have to figure out who he was and what the episode was about and then he would say Oh Boy but in an apprehensive way and not in anticipation
I gave my love a million dollars I gave my love a car I gave my love a studded collar I gave my love a scar I gave my love a thousand dollars each on its own behalf I told her secrets no one knows and all she did was laugh
EXTERIOR: CASTLE MOAT The dragons can be seen examining their reflections in the water one of them sticks his head underneath the water and examines the effects of the water on his fiery breath the other dragons are pensive worried about the physiological effects of the dragon's actions
DRAGON
(gurgling underneath the water)
This is a sensation
unlike any other sensation
that I have had before!
he sniffs the water into his lungs and releases a long sigh the other dragons have lined up behind him and are gripping onto his tail like campers playing tug of war they pull him out the dragon huffs and puffs and glares
IN ADDITION
CocaCola has been shown
to be acidic in certain situations.
An experiment was performed where
a number of university students
used lead and steel fragments
as icecubes in a jar of CocaCola,
and after a set amount of time,
they returned to the sample
to find that the icecubes had melted.
This experiment was never performed
using Pepsi products
and that’s why I drink Pepsi
Some people choose to drink Royal Crown
but another experiment proved
that ants will flock to Royal Crown Cola residue
more quickly than to any
other mass marketed
commercial soft drink formula
including but not limited
to Seven (7) Up
KING GORGON:
You’ve done well to get this far, but I’m not one to take these insults lightly! Did you really think you were
KING GORGON:
going to get away with this? Did you think that I was just going to let you march into my fortress and take
KING GORGON:
over the throne which I so rightfully stole?
>I thought so
>I didn’t think so
KING GORGON:
Insolent fools! Prepare to meet your end!
KING GORGON:
Pathetic fools! At least you know your place!
she held him with an open hand and cuffed so freely he paid his indemnities
I'm sorry I have to end it here there's really nothing else for me to say I've gone through every word I know completely excised my vocabulary and expressed every concept that still has meaning through my echolalia I'm really sorry sorry sorrrrrrry I know you wanted more but I have nothing more to give
one man died at the end of the rainbow
one man died on the back of the bus
one man died at the hand of his neighbor
one man died at the height of his lust
one man lived
one man died in a mineshaft explosion
one man died like a bobblehead doll
one man died with the scream of the ocean repossessing unpaid sandcastles
Hold me Don't walk out that door If you leave me now then I'll have no one else to turn I'll have nothing else to live I won't know what I won't be able to apologize
to you it doesn't have to end this way can't you simply rough me up a bit?
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