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Episode 2:01 Starting Over, Again

Featuring: Kathryn the Critic!
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Musical Theater!
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Part 6: Immobility

Another thing that’s nice about the default themes is that a good many of them, these ones specifically, are already optimized for mobile, so that anything you do will be reflected across platforms, so that users will have roughly the same experience whether they see your site on desktop, phone, ipad, or other device.

Once you start customizing the CSS, however, you have to check a few more things. Last night was the first time I looked at my site on mobile since I added the columns in part two, and it was truly horrifying.


The website of an aspiring professional.

This was a terrible and desperate situation, and something had to be done about it immediately. And so, as soon as I had drawn a cute seal to somehow illustrate the point of “having mobile difficulties” I set to work.


You get so excited sometimes that you always miss the bus.

Of course, if all else fails, I can disable the columns. I am not married to the columns. That’s the root of the difficulty here, and essentially what I want to happen, just on the mobile site. I do like the way they look on the desktop site, but is there a convenient way to seperate the layout of the two pages?

Let’s take a look at the layouts. You can do so conveniently by looking at the bottom of your CSS window.

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Desktop, tablet, and smartphone.

Our previous methods of examining the layout of the page prove fruitless here. All the elements have the same classes, the same code attached to them. There are additional layout elements in the browser to make this page look like a mobile site, but they won’t appear anywhere else.

In the CSS help on the WordPress site, they mention a class, so assuming everything follows the same structure from there: article {
column-count: 1;

Huh, it didn’t work. Oh, I know. Let’s try: article {
column-count: 1 !important;

Still nothing. How about: {
column-count: 1 !important;
display: none;

and the one time I expect nothing, nothing happens. Meaning, nothing changes. I don’t think the class is current.

Unfortunately, the solution I found is a little hard to deduce. I had to crawl on the forums and find a similar syntax to apply to my situation. In the end, the code I put in was:

@media screen and (max-width:960px) {
article {
column-count: 1;

and now everything looks nice and clean. Except those tables.

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It’s not alligned right. It’s not floating right. What’s going on?

I guess it gives me more reasons to come back.


Part 5: Further Customization

While you have somewhat limited control over the HTML of your page, there are a few things you can do. Divs. Remember divs? If you use the HTML view to write part of a post, you can write part of your update with a custom class or id. Just like this paragraph here. It’s not much different than other paragraphs, except it turns green when you hover over it. Just a funny little trick. All I did was add

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around this paragraph within this post, and

.custom:hover {
color: #2CDB5D;

in my custom CSS. You can do similar tricks with any HTML element. Headlines, pictures, tables…

Speaking of, I wanted to provide a quick little list of useful customization commands. With so many possibilities in CSS, I wanted to give a simple starting set of things that should almost definitely work, once you find the right selectors.


Make it yours. Own it. Bedazzle your rattle.



Name Function Useful For?
color/background-color Sets Color/Background Color Text, Various Elements
border/outline Getting the right spacing between things The area around an element, The area around that
box-shadow/text-shadow makes a shadow effect elements within a post, buttons, images, text

Boxes and Such

Name Function Useful For?
margin/padding Setting space around element, outside/within element Various elements spaced throughout the page
height/width Sets the dimensions of an element (width is more commonly used) Images, embedded content, buttons, navigation bars, other content
display: none any element, generally specific ids or .hidden class controls the layout and look of a page by pretending things aren’t there

Naturally, there are other simple commands one should know, and I’ll keep updating this list. For now, this site is a nice, simple resource to basic CSS usage, and it can tell you some some the special commands and usage for the above. This whole series may continue soon — there are definitely other things I want to talk about — but my strange obsession with animating a cute animal gif for every tiny article means I need to take a break.

My funny-sad podcast will be back soon, and I’m going to be helping out on the support forums. I just felt like I had a hard time finding a good starting resource specifically for customizing CSS on WordPress sites, and thought I might at least make a jumping off point for the next person! Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions about CSS or WordPress or anything at all, and I’ll do my best to help!


Part Four: Laying it All Out There

As we approach the topic of custom layout, I do want to repeat: your safer option is choosing a different theme. There are so many to choose from, and growing all the time, and it’s hard to imagine you’ll have layout needs that aren’t already found between the original options and the layout of the original design.

However, if you’re an insistent type, or you just like a challenge, you might want to start by getting rid of all the CSS entirely. You can view the custom CSS for the page using your developer tools, and once you see what’s going on, you can test your expertise from there.

I, however, am not an expert. While I do have aspirations of becoming one, I do not see CSS when I close my eyes, nor am I yet confident when I write a line of code that I know exactly what will happen. While I’ve been playing with layout in my custom CSS, I’ve felt a little like this poor little dinosaur, who keeps destroying the city:


Godzilla was largely misunderstood.

But here are some things I’ve learned, and some things I’ve learned how to do:

Extra Columns in Your Posts

If you want a little newspaper look to your posts, you can use a two or three column format, you can add something like the following to your custom code:

article {
column-count: 2;

I used the element selector; you could have used a class selector if you preferred, and it may not be the same element or class selector in your particular theme. Notice we didn’t use “body” or “div,” each of which results in something disastrous and interesting, and I invite you to take a look at what they do if you’re curious.

But this solution isn’t without casualties either. Take a look at our short article from last time:

Screen Shot 2018-07-10 at 11.01.06 PMMy caption fell apart! The columns took over everything, now I need to override at least that one element to keep everything together. In my theme, that’s the “.wp-caption” class, but what do I do with it? White-space: no-wrap? Text-wrap: suppress? My solution in the end is:

.wp-caption {
overflow: auto;

I thought I might be able to move my widget bar from one side to the other, but I couldn’t. I thought I might be able to detach my header image from the sidebar and put it across the top, but all I could do was stretch it off to the side. But I’ll keep experimenting, and soon, I’ll try to come up with a handy list for you of the commands I know you can use.